《Outpost Johnny Testosterone and the Temple Virgin 》作者： - Mike Resnick 【

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Johnny Testosterone and the Temple Virgin There was this guy called Johnny Testosterone who wiped out a whole army of aliens saidBaker. For his reward he was given the Temple Virgin. The end. quotLoses a little something in the retelling dont itquot said Max dryly. quotWell it aint much of a storyquot responded Baker sullenly. quotIm hardly in it at all.quot quotStill it was a better story than _that_quot said Smith. quotHow would you knowquot Baker shot back. quotI was emptying the wine cellar and you were off with aGod-knows-what doing God-knows-what-else.quot Langtry Lily reached out to hold Hurricane Smiths hand. Suddenly her own hand became amandible and she dug it into his flesh. quotHes exaggerating my dearquot said Smith painfully pulling his hand away and wiping the bloodfrom it as her mandible became a feminine human hand again. quotBesides it was a long time agoquotShe leaned over and whispered something in his ear. quotAll right all right if you insistquot he said and then turned to the rest of us. quotIve beenrequested to tell the true story.quot quotThe whole thingquot asked Max. quotI get the feeling Catastrophe left out a couple of details hereand there.quot quotThe whole storyquot promised Hurricane Smith. Johnny Testosterone and the Temple Virgin First of all began Smith his name wasnt really Johnny Testosterone. That was just the namehe took when he hit the Frontier probably in the hope of impressing the ladies as I nevernoticed him to behave any differently or score any more often than the rest of us. His real name was Johnny Potts. It didnt make the kind of lasting impression